Don't call it a fight when you know it's a war

Elvendork, it's unisex

I'm emotionally invested in the Marauders Era and I'm quite fond of the Founders. The adventures I enjoy are usually of a literary nature.
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accidentally sent this little gem of a snapchat to my boss and he called me up two minutes later, laughed down the phone for a good 30 seconds, then hung up on me

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george takei is a gift to humanity

my parents know him and apparently he’s a sassy little shit like this all the time

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you should follow my twitter bc i’m semi-cool on there

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A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

orlando bloom jumping up and down on harry’s bed

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you should follow my twitter bc i’m semi-cool on there

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my man-friend and i were talking about sex and out of the blue he goes “i’ve been completely faithful to you for the last few weeks” and i have no idea what that’s supposed to mean because it’s not like we’re in a relationship or even dating i’m so confused

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the marauders

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i’m in the running for my first botm!!!!


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In a secluded area of Mount Hiei, shrouded in mist, the Japanese Institute for Magical Practices spirals gracefully into the sky. The school is a series of elegant pagodas built to impossible heights with a multitude of connecting bridges crisscrossing like a bird’s nest. On the ground is an elaborate garden with a sprinkling of ponds. A kaleidoscope of fish zigzag through the water, sometimes even taking to the air like birds due to rather peculiar abilities gained over time through overexposure to magic. Students often take immense pleasure in enchanting a cherry blossom downpour to trail people who have wronged them; the charm usually remains intact for well over a week unless a teacher takes pity upon the student and dispels the spell. While they have mastered wandless magic through the use of talismans, pockets of the Japanese wizarding community have slowly begun to adopt the use of wands following its rise in popularity all over the world, although wandless magic still takes precedence, and wands are more often tucked behind their ears or used to hold up their hair than to practice magic. 
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can i major in harry potter

at durham university, yes

(Source: roryqilmore)

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, by J.K. Rowling. June 26th, 1997.

He who is a dickhead



Of course we have a gif for that

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THE MAGIC BEGINS - Day 12: Favourite canon ship/couple
F L E U R  &  B I L L

She was the brightest witch of Beauxbatons 
and now even the goblins of Gringotts are forced to recognize her brilliance

He was the golden boy of Hogwarts 
and now he’s breaking curses no one else’s ever heard of for a living

She is so beautiful she almost becomes ugly
His disfiguration make him more alluring

She likes silk underwear and crosswords
He enjoys raiding tombs and sudoku

Friday night’s game night at Shell Cottage

She yells at him in French when she gets angry
He learns the language just to shout back
(and never miss a word of what she’s saying)

People call her snotty and vain
She puts a comforting hand on his tense arm when he wants to break their necks

People call him arrogant and self-centered
He wraps her in a bear hug when her nails are turning into talons

She loves him
He claims he loves her more

They compromise

(Source: wizard-weekly)

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Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌



crocodile tears. there’s not a single ounce of sincerity in there. the only reason he’s upset is because he was called out on his bullshit, not because he’s sorry that he sexually harrassed unsuspecting young women

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